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For the tech-savvy users, the concept of intelligent assistants was popularized by Siri. The idea of having a technical blogger that could answer any question resulted in some amusing queries, mostly owing to Apple’s wittily pre-programmed responses. However, you need to know the right questions to ask.
In case you’re bored and desire some laughs, below are some clever and comical things to ask Siri.
What Is Your Relationship Status?
Possibly driven by pop culture like the movie ‘Her’ or shows like ‘Westworld’, individuals started wondering about the personal lives of AI. The curiosity extends to Siri’s relationship status. Saliently, she replies, “I’m married to the idea of helping people” when asked if she’s married.
Do You Drive?
In future, Siri might indeed be capable of handling the steering wheel of Carplay-enabled vehicles. But until then, her response to “Can you drive?” is either “I don’t think you’re insured for that,” or “Maybe you should ask KITT about that.”
FYI, KITT refers to Knight Industries Two Thousand, an AI-powered car in the 80’s television series ‘Knight Rider’.
Do You Abide By the Three Laws of Robotics?
Another fun question to ask Siri is about her adherence to the three laws of robotics. She serves up different, humorous responses for this.
However, an interesting aspect in her replies is the sheer avoidance of any word about obedience to humans.
Could You Stop Time?
When asked whether she can stop time, Siri cleverly refers to the movie ‘Back To The Future’ and the infamous AI’s ELIZA and HAL from other pop-culture references.
What’s Your Plan For The Day?
A flirtatious question often results in Siri chucking a fairly common excuse: “I don’t have any plans, but I’m sure a few million things will pop up.” Pretty much like the friendzone status.
Will You Take Things A Step Further?
If you dare to propose to Siri, be ready for a sharp comeback as Siri politely suggests that friendship is a better route.
Is Mordor On Maps?
A reference to the Lord of the Rings series, if asked for directions to Mordor, Siri will suggest finding a pawn shop to get rid of the ring or might even curiously say, “Let me ask Boromir and get back to you.”
Why Red For Fire Trucks?
A question about the color of fire trucks leads to Siri’s comically long-winded explanation or a whimsical commentary from her conversations with fire dogs.
The Answer to Life, Universe, and Everything Else?
As for the age-old philosophical question about the purpose of life and universe, Siri takes a punt with a pun: “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”
Are We Alone In the Universe?
Regarding extraterrestrial life, Siri keeps the secrets well with the response, "Sorry, but the Council of Fantastical Beings has advised me not to answer that question.”
Woodchuck Logic, Anyone?
Finally, in case you’re wondering, Siri has cracked the woodchuck riddle – “Assuming a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum…about 42.”
Next time you’re in the mood for some fun or wish to highlight the display of Apple’s programming prowess, just pose some of these amusing questions to Siri. You’re sure to evoke laughter and surprises alike.